David Attenborough

"Our planet, the Earth, is, as far as we know, unique, in the Universe - it contains life."

—David Attenborough, The Living Planet

Sir David Frederick Attenborough is a British broadcaster and naturalist, famous as a nature documentary producer and narrator, long fondly stereotyped and much mimicked for his hushed yet enthusiastic delivery and ability to find any sort of plant or animal interesting. He is one of the most enduring presences on UK television in a career spanning 50+ years, as well as a former controller of the channel BBC 2. To many people he has long been THE face and voice of natural history, having created many of the most notable television series on the natural world - especially those in the "Life" sequence beginning with 1974's Life On Earth and continued with The Living Planet, The Trials of Life, Life in the Freezer, The Private Life of Plants, The Life of Birds and ...of Mammals, Life in the Undergrowth, Life in Cold Blood, and Charles Darwin - The Tree Of Life; he has also narrated many other major series such as The Blue Planet, Planet Earth, and Life. He has been credited as being the most-traveled man on Earth. Recently voted the "most trusted public figure" in UK media.

Younger brother of the actor and director (Lord) Richard Attenborough. Also making the first documentary on pterosaurs.

David Attenborough provides examples of the following tropes:

Apocalyptic Log: The "On Location" bonus in the reptiles and amphibians episode of Life, which depicts the crew filming a slowly dying water buffalo being stalked by a hungry Komodo dragon, has shades of this.
Chased by Angry Natives: Their fearsome display turned out to be their traditional greeting.
Cool Old Guy
Cozy Voice for Catastrophes: He's right up there with Stephen Fry and Morgan Freeman in terms of having an incredibly soft and calming voice.
The Determinator: Born in 1926, and still making documentaries.
- Even more so since the late nineties when his wife died. He likes to keep himself busy.
Different As Night and Day: Completely unlike his brother.
Documentary: This appears to be the only thing he makes.
Doing It for the Art: Having turned down a high-profile job at the BBC to continue making documentaries.
Friend to All Living Things: Particularly birds,except maybe the capercaillie
He's A Woman In America: Planet Earth and Life are narrated by Sigourney Weaver and Oprah Winfrey, respectively, to the fury of fans (don't worry, the non-Discovery Channel DVDs keep Attenborough's narration). The Frozen Planet series replaced him with Alec Baldwin when Discovery broadcast it.
Is This Thing Still On?: Forgetting he had a mike while climbing a particularly tall tree, resulting in the crew hearing his panicked swearing and singing as he made his way up.
Limited Wardrobe: Always wears the same light blue shirt and khaki chino trousers to keep people focused on whatever he's observing instead of on him, and also allows for editing between shots to look more smooth without violating a sense of continuity.
Majored in Western Hypocrisy: Met a few who did on his travels.
Offscreen Teleportation: He wears identical sets of clothes on-camera while filming a series over anything up to three years, with the result that it looks like he's just walked straight from Brazil to India. Referenced and parodied by satirists.
- Word of God says he doesn't want viewers wondering why his clothes have changed and if there is some point or message in the new shirt colour.
- Combines with Time Travel in Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life due to using footage from an earlier Darwin documentary that was made in the sixties or seventies.
Refusal of the Call: Refused to climb up the BBC promotion chain, because he loved making documentaries so much.
Stiff Upper Lip: Very deadpan when it comes to accidents on set. Also once confronted a tribe of cannibals charging at the crew with a handshake and a "how do you do?"
Speaks Fluent Animal: Although he talks to them, how much communication is happening is debateable. Although they generally seem amazingly comfortable with him.
Tempting Fate: Making a comment about the ability of bats to navigate without hitting objects in the dark, right before a bat flew into his face.
- This may be due to the fact that bats mostly use echolocation for hunting and Attenborough being in their commuting corridors would be just as surprised to the bat as to him
Understatement: "But then again, living on an active volcano is not without its risks..." (from The Blue Planet).
Why Did It Have To Be Rats?: Not a fan of them, particularly when one jumped out from a toilet he was using.