David Hasselhoff

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The Hoff in 1986...
...and in 2014.

"Who're you?"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
"Hooray!"

The Hoff needs no explanation.[context?] He simply is.

Rumors of links between him and a man known simply as "Kane" (due to very subtle similarities in their situations) remain unsubstantiated.

Also, the Germans love him, really.