Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701)

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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    Light: Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.
    Ryuk: That was the most f__ed up thing I've ever seen... and I'm a Death God!

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    Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by Dogface701

    Tropes used in Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701) include:
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    Ryuk: Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?

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    Post-traumatic flashback effect

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    Yuri: Flowers... and [++ NO CHOCOLATE!!!!++ ]

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    end post-traumatic flashback

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    Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself?
    Light: Shut up Ryuk! At least I like women!

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    Sachiko: I hope you get hit by a * bleep* ing car you * bleep* .
    Light: Love you too, mom.

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    Chief Yagami: I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots.
    Matsuda: Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.

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    Mr. Yagami: Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor?
    Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! *Slap*

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    Ryuk: Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!

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    Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.
    Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
    Ryuk: No, not me!

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    L: I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations.

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    Light: You see how long I have?
    Ryuk: Yep!

    • Shinigami vision* Light Yagami- 37 episodes
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    Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me!
    Random Pedestrian 1: Shut up Emo!
    Random Pedestrian 2: We have problems too, you know.

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    Mogi: We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook.
    Souichiro: Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking.

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      • Later when introducing themselves:
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    Mogi: Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami.
    L: That's not a fun fact Mogi.

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    Ryuk: ...told you s-
    Light: DON'T SAY ANYTHING...

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    Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.
    Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a Death Note too?
    Light: No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.

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    Crack addict: You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best...

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    Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!

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    L: There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave...
    Soichiro: I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda.
    Matsuda: * Sniff* They didn't want me.

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