Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701)

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Light: Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet. Ryuk: That was the most f__ed up thing I've ever seen... and I'm a Death God!

Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701) is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by Dogface701

Tropes used in Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701) include:

• Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female On Male -

Ryuk: Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?

Post-traumatic flashback effect

Yuri: Flowers... and [++ NO CHOCOLATE!!!!++ ]

end post-traumatic flashback

Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself? Light: Shut up Ryuk! At least I like women!

• Abusive Parents - "Oh crap, she's drinking again!"

Sachiko: I hope you get hit by a * bleep* ing car you * bleep* . Light: Love you too, mom.

• Angry Black Man – Aizawa
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
• Bad Liar - both Light and L.
• Butt Monkey - Light
• Cluster F-Bomb - everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist
• Comedic Sociopathy
• Comically Missing the Point:

Chief Yagami: I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots. Matsuda: Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.

• Deadpan Snarker - Ryuk
• Democracy Is Bad -

Mr. Yagami: Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor? Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! *Slap*

• Department of Redundancy Department - "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die."
• Does This Remind You of Anything? - "We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole."
• Domestic Abuse
• Driven to Suicide / Suicide as Comedy - see page quote.
• Eagle Land - AMERICA!!!
• Epic Fail - "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!"
• Even Evil Has Standards - "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!"
• Even the Guys Want Him -

Light (to Ryuk): At least men don't think I'm sexy. Aizawa: I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.

• Everything Is Racist
• Expository Theme Tune – "I Want To Conquer the World" by Bad Religion
• Freudian Excuse - Light
• Gambit Roulette
• Genki Shinigami - Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...
• Green Aesop -

Ryuk: Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!

• Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? - Light, quite often.
• Hypocritical Humor / I Resemble That Remark:

Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! Ryuk: No, not me!

• Interrupting Meme - the "WTF boom."
• Intoxication Ensues – L
• Is This Thing Still On?
• Lady Drunk - Sachiko Yagami
• Linkin Park -the opening is "Breaking the Habit"
• Logic Bomb - "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack."
• Love Martyr - Light.
• Mind Rape
• Mood Dissonance
• Mushroom Samba -

L: I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations.

• National Stereotyping Tropes – Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded.
• No Fourth Wall -

Light: You see how long I have? Ryuk: Yep! * Shinigami vision* Light Yagami- 37 episodes

• No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus - "Yes Light, Jesus owned a Death Note."
• No Sympathy:

Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me! Random Pedestrian 1: Shut up Emo! Random Pedestrian 2: We have problems too, you know.

• Not Now, Kiddo -

Mogi: We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook. Souichiro: Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking.

• • Later when introducing themselves:

Mogi: Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami. L: That's not a fun fact Mogi.

• Only Sane Man - Mogi
• Other Stock Phrases:

Ryuk: ...told you s- Light: DON'T SAY ANYTHING...

• Predatory Business – restock on Death Note Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices!
• Real Men Wear Pink - Ryuk "Ladies love hearts"
• Revenge by Proxy - You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...
• Shout-Out - Ryuk is introduced to the music from Nightmare Before Christmas, Light and Ryuk watch Beavis and Butthead... and "Why so serious?", L is introduced to "One Winged Angel" and apparently Ukita is Slim Shady.
• Sidekick -

Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a Death Note too? Light: No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.

• Sound Effect Bleep - Putting The Osbornes to shame.
• The Stoner - L.
  • Sayu bribes Light with Vicoden.
• Surrounded by Idiots
• Suspiciously Specific Denial
• Take That -to 4Kids! Entertainment...

Crack addict: You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best...

• Tempting Fate:

Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!

• There Is No Kill Like Overkill - "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
• Time for Plan B
• Took a Level In Dumbass - everyone.
• Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth

L: There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave... Soichiro: I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda. Matsuda: * Sniff* They didn't want me.

• Transparent Closet - Ryuk.
• Unusual Euphemism - "I have to go smoke some actors."
• We Could Have Avoided All This
• What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome? - a Killing Montage to Metallica "Seek and Destroy"! Rock on!
  • "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue Duel of the Fates*
• With Catlike Tread - [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ]
  • "But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!"
• Yandere - Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland.