Death Note Abridged (StackedSugarCubes)

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Ryuk: That hat looks really stupid on you.
Light: Shut up. I'm trying to look nonchalant.
Ryuk: Nonchalant equals knit cap?
Light: I thought it'd make me look less like a criminal.
Ryuk: You thought wrong.
Light: Shh. I'm leaning.

A Death Note Abridged Series by StackedSugarCubes [dead link] Currently five episodes long--with one special Halloween episode.


Tropes used in Death Note Abridged (StackedSugarCubes) include:

L: If I wanted to hear stupid questions from stupid people I'd call on Matsuda.

L: Matsuda, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
Matsuda: I got a compliment!

Light: Would this make me a murderer? Why, yes, yes it would.

    • and

L: I do exist unless you want to get into all that Existentialist stuff, which I don't.

Light: Dammit! I knew one day he'd be onto me I mean on top of me I mean...
L: You're saying this out loud... and it's turning me on.

Ryuk: If you do that, you'll be the only bastard left.
Light: Yep!

L: ...just like all those guys in high school who'd push me in the shower... I'm not a woman Scott Johnson!
Light: L will start to sweat... and then he'll have to take a shower...

Ryuk: A date? With a girl? How out of character!