Deltora Quest/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Series 1

  • Jasmine pulling out money in front of Tom.
  • When the companions are tricking Theagan's children - who have them captive - into fighting one another over who gets to eat how much of whom, Barda says, "Why, I am twice the size of Jasmine! Whoever gets a third part of her will not do well at all. Really, she should be divided in half!" Capped perfectly with:

"Yes," agreed Lief, just as loudly, ignoring Jasmine's cries of rage.

  • Doom's implication that Jasmine is flat chested.

Series 2

  • There's not much... this series is really dark.

Series 3

  • Manus's disgust at the design of the chapel.

General

  • Look at all of Jasmine and Doom's moments in the first series. Compare them to the ones in the second and third. Now, laugh.
  • Come on, nobody's even gonna mention the Enigmatic Giant from the anime and his riddle?
    • The rhyme goes like this: Sorceress Thaegan gulps her favourite food, In her cave with all her brood. And the names of the children are: Hot, Tot, Jin, Jod, Fie, Fly, Zan, Zod, Pik, Snik... Lun, Lod, And of course the dreaded Ichabod. Each child holds a slimy toad. On each toad squirms two fat grubs. On each grub rides two fleas brave. Here's my riddle now, and beware. Answer my riddle now, if you dare. How many creatures are living in Thaegan's cave?
    • The fact that both the giant and Thaegan's children sing it in the anime makes it totally awesome.