Development Hell/Quotes

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"The Hollywood process is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it."
Douglas Adams, on the development of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film.
"The difference between me and Neil in our attitude to movie projects is that he doesn't believe they're going to happen until he's sitting in his seat eating popcorn, and I don't believe they're going to happen."
Terry Pratchett, on the probability of a film version of Good Omens ever getting released.
"Dangeresque 3 production update! Day 114: Things are "comeing" along right on schedule. So far, we seem to have only hit one major snag. Um, and that is I haven't um, made Dangeresque 3 yet."
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
"It took me years to write it, won't you take a look?"
The Beatles, "Paperback Writer"