Devil May Cry/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "FIRST, I WHIP IT OUT!"
  • Dante in DMC 3 in general. His cockiness is absolutely hilarious.
  • Jester. Creepy Awesome, campy and maniacal, (complete with Joker-esque Evil Laugh) appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight. Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also subtly breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."
  • When Dante receives Agni & Rudra in DMC 3. He agrees to take them with him on the condition that they don't talk. Afterward, he does his usual showoffy weapon display, after which:

"Impressive."
Dante: *looks at them, then clonks their heads together*
Dante: No. Talking.

  • silence from the two swords*

Dante: ...Good. *sheaths them and walks on*

  • DMC 3: After Dante does his midair motorbike-fu thing. He lands inside the tower, unharmed...and the bike explodes. The explosion clears, he looks at the handlebars (which he is holding; the handlebars are the ONLY PIECE left), grunts, and casually tosses them over his shoulder as he leaves. Clank.
  • At the start of the second mission, Dante wears his trademark red coat in the coolest manner possible... Then he sneezes, and the front of his store crumbles completely.
  • DMC 4 has Dante meeting Gloria, and what does he do? Laugh at her because "that regal look suits her". This is because he knows she is Trish.
    • Same thing with Sanctus saying "Oh, it's you...Gloria" when Trish is not in disguise.
  • The opening cutscene in 3. The whole damn thing, starting from the moment he punts his chair.
  • Dante mouthing off to Cerberus at the entrance to Temen-Ni-Gru.

Cerberus: Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!
Dante: Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.

Cerberus: You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges*

Dante: Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk? *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* Come on, puppy, let's go.

  • Basically, the rule of the world is "if at first it does not work, hurt it." Dante kicks the fake spear when it doesn't work in 3, Nero shoots the control panel when it initially fails to open the bridge, etc...
  • So Nero's walking through the forest one day, when suddenly...

Dante: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?

  • Dante acquires Nevan. Instant rock show.
    • Dante acquires Pandora. After it turns into a few different ranged weapons, it turns into... Dante closes the lid hastily, breathes a sigh of relief, and the floor just breaks.
  • How do you get the attention of the local boss monster? Well, you pick up some of its seeds, and kick them across the forest so they all hit said monster in the face in rapid succession.
  • Dante's reaction to Arkham assuming the form of Sparda:

Dante: It's like staring into a backed-up toilet. Why do you always stick your nose in other families' business? Come on, dude, don't you have any hobbies?

  • DMC 1: "Flock off, feather face!"
    • And after the fight against Griffon, the scene leading up to his death. The way his body starts to magically ascend to the heavens before being crushed by a pillar is absolutely hilarious.
  • Nero meeting Agnus for the first time in his laboratory after calling it a hellhole. Agnus yells at him to watch his words and the following dialogue ensues.

Agnus: Just as foul mouthed as I had heard. The rumors prove true. As will the new ones concerning your d-d-d-demise.
Nero: Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?