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• "Lend me your eyes! Lend me your ears! Lend me your hea-- seriously, Sally, put that down."
• Artix's misunderstanding of a Yet Another Christmas Carol plot.
• Artix during the Gate Keeper quest cutscene (the one where you're trying to get into the Necromantic University with Zorbak's student ID): "Must... resist... urge... to... vanquish... evil!"
• "You've earned the title Princess Slayer!"
• "The Clashening" gives us "Eucalyptus!"
• When the Mysterious Stranger eats the sun, Lim and Cysero have this little exchange:

Cysero: Look! It's an eclipse! Lim: I don't think that's how it works-- Cysero: Shut up.

• Artix's toilet paper advert in "Falconreach Idle".
• Artix's list of undead puns.
• Galanoth's reaction when The Hero tells him that s/he is a DragonLord.

Your character: Well, I suppose this is the best time to tell you. Galanoth... I am a dragonlord! Galanoth: WHAT?! YOU?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Your character: How could you NOT have noticed? Didn't you see my pet dragon fighting beside us? Galanoth: I thought it was a horribly deformed dog or something! I thought it might hurt your feelings if I said "man, what happened to that dog?!"

• Cysero attempting to eat the Elemental Bacon Orbs because he skipped breakfast.
• "The Worst Prank Ever", if you're a soulless jerk.
• Four words: San Robin and Roblos.

Your character: OK, I give. Why does your costume have cheese on it? San Robin: I don't understand the question. Your character: You're dressed like Cheese Man or something. Why would you do that? Roblos: [[[Face Palm]]] See? I told you it was weird. San Robin: Look, I'll tell you just like I told Roblos. I like cheese. Of all fruit it is by far the most nutritious. Roblos: CHEESE IS NOT A FRUIT! San Robin: HEY, MISTER! DON'T YOU GO INSULTING CHEESE LIKE THAT!