Drawn Together/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Foxxy Love: "And here's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!"
*cue close up of squirrel's huge testes*

    • Which is followed by Toot spontaneously popping up with the group at the end of the "battle" and looking on with a "what the fuck" expression.

Toot: Thank GOD I'm in the other story!

  • Anything involving Bleh.
  • Barbie commands you to stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner, and shall cleanse you in her blood! There was a mix-up at the doll factory.
  • The voices in Wooldoor's head in the movie.

"CUT THEIR THROATS AND DRINK THE CHILDREN'S BLOOD, WOOLDOOR. THEIR YOUTH WILL BE YOUR YOUTH."

    • (cheerfully) "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!"
  • Drawn Together: Xandir's suicide in "Gay Bash". ("This could take a while.")
    • Also, Foxxy's masturbation lesson with Wooldoor.
    • The roleplaying episode. Especially when they start roleplaying within the roleplay.
    • Live Action Cow's dramatic battle with Live Action Squirrel. The housemates' excited reactions to what are clearly a couple of photographs being moved around (and not even being moved around; the camera is simply cutting back and forth between two still shots) are just the icing on the cake.
        • Captain Hero: "Live Action Cow has rabies rabbis!"