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• (CRASHHHHHHHHHHH!) Du-Nu-Du-DU-Du-duuuuuu...WHAHHHH! (Stone Cold Steve Austin)
  • "Sometimes I get a little angry... SOMETIMES I KICK A LITTLE ASS!"
  • "Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will."
• (GONG! Echoing footsteps...) "Deadman Walking..." "Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN- WHAT!"
  • "You're gonna PAY! You're gonna PAY!"
• "IF YA SMELL.....[Dun-dun] WHAT THE ROCK...[Da-DA] IS COOKING! Dahhhhhhh, da-da-daaaaaaaaaah...."
  • The Rock. The Rock Says. The Rock. The Rock Says. The Rock. The Rock Says. The Rock. The Rock Says.
• "DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN! When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...."
  • "I am a Real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a Real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!"
  • "Well, I stand up next to a mountain, And I chop it down with the edge of my hand"
  • This troper first heard that song in a Montage with a bunch of clips of Transformers and the original Karate Kid and Rocky and Barack Obama's Birth Certificate
• "HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! Etc. etc."
  • "I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND"
• Kurt Angle's WWF/E music. Especially when you can apply the "You suck!" and "What?" chants to it. (Or as we once did, we used to chant our friend's last name as he was a big Angle fan)
• "I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boooooooooy) I'm not your boy toy (booooooooy tooooooooy...)" (Shawn Michaels)
• (Guitar riff) TIME TO PLAY THE GAME... (guitar riff) TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! Hahahahahaha! DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH! "It's all about the game and how you play it, etc. etc."
  • "One, two. Is this on"?
• FWOMM(vip)FWOMM(vip)FWOMM(vip)FWOMM(vip)FWOMM(vip).........
  • BOOOOM!! ...Come on... You know I gotcha... Yeah... One— Break the wall DOOOOOWN!!
• You've got NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL!
  • "Here comes the money! Ching ching, bling bling, cut the chatter..."
  • "I'm all grown up now..."
• Christian! Christian! At last, you're on your ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn. DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH
  • The violins from the previous version were stuck in the Troper's head for MONTHS.
  • Go! If you close your eyes, your life will make the truth reveal...
    • The Waterproof Blonde version is better (full song).
• You think you know me-
  • You think you know me You think you know me You think you know me
  • Yeeeeeeah in my durango, number 95... Still the best Edge theme as far as this troper's concerned.
  • DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUH-DAH DUH-DAH DUH-DAH DUH-DAH DUH "ON THIS DAY! I SEE CLEARLY!"
• "If you only knew..."
• "God made the devil just for fun...but when He wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong..."
• Junior Senior's Move Your Feet!
• And of course... THE polka.
• "New-New-New-New-New World Order!" Bow-bow-wah-wah-wah, da da, bow-bow-wah-wah-wah...
  • Sometimes referred to some fans as the "NWO Porn Music".
    • And Kevin Nash, for that matter.
• "(Test) Give it in, (This is a Test) Here we are again!"
• STAND BACK! There is a hurricane comin through.
  • Listen, IT'S TIME!
• One Two. Ya Hear the clock ticking? Tick tock! You about to stop living...
• All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head . . .
• I've got long sideburns and my hair slicked back...
• The Brood had not only a simple but awesome theme, but quite possibly the greatest entrance ritual ever.
• The Hardy Boyz theme, which even Edge mentioned at one point was terribly catchy.
  • Arguably even there earlier Chase Manhattan theme was just as catchy, if not catchier
  • So you see the writing on the waaaaaalllll!!!
  • I CAN SLAP A TORNADO! I CAN DRY UP A SEA! (Matt Hardy's "Version 1.0" theme)
• Are you ready? dundun Think you can tell us what to do, you think you can tell us what to wear...you think that you're better...well you better get ready...to bow to the masters...AND BREAK IT DOWN!
• Can you dig it Sucka? (Booker T)
• Dude Love. DUDE LOVE!
• WASSUP? (WASSUP?) WASSUP? (WASSUP?) WASSUP? (WASSUP?)...
• Suicide..... comes Alive!!!
• Sorry about your damn luck.
• Beer.....Money!!!
• Latinos stand up!
• I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD -- how appropriate.
• "I like country music, I love country girls! I like Willie Nelson, and don't forget about Merle! There's only one thing that I hate, 'cause it's a bunch of crap! IIIIIIII...HATE RAP!" One of the best things WCW ever came up with.
• "Oh radio tell me everything you know, I will believe your every word just tell me so..." You will get this stuck in your head either before or after every Zack Ryder match, and it will be there for a very long time.
  • "We're in the middle of it, fire and smoke are everywhere! I can't see it coolin' doooooooooooooooown!"
• Yo,yo,yo, pop a forty and shut your rollie. It's Cryme Tyme
• Don't waste...My time. He may be more over as Pope D'Angelo Dinero, but in This Tro--pical climate of Barbados and everywhere else for that matter, Elijah Burke's WWE theme music is more Badass.
• Angel on My shoulder
• WAAAAAH!!! "Now Listen, this ain't no Make-believe"
• The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever Will be.
• "We lie! We cheat! We steal!"
• "Money! Money! Money! Money! Moneeeey!"
• The Great Kahli's new entrance. This troper doesn't even LIKE Kahli but damn if she can't keep his entrance theme from sticking in her brain.
• HE'S A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (Such a maaaaaaaaaaaaan!)
• "... *dramatic crescendo*.... AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!" -- Fucking Jimmy Hart
• 3 MINUTES AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE!
• TOO MANY LIMES!! TOO MANY LIMES!!
• It's a new day.....It's a New generation..
  • "Whoa! You're only smoke and mirrors!"
• I'm Insatiable....
• Oh, Puerto Rico...
• WOAH YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
• WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU...
• SO FUCK YOUR RULES MAN!
• Drum roll ...then kick in the bagpipes.
• *Lub-dub... lub-dub... lub-dub... lub-dub...* *BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP...* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...*
• Beauty beauty! Beauty Pair! Beauty beauty! Beauty Paaaaiiiiirrrrr!
• OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
  • YO ASS BETTA CAAAALLLLL SOMMEBBBODDDYYYYYYY!!!!
• IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
• "AAAAAWWWWWESOOMMME! I came to--I came to play, there's a price to pay, time for you to get down on your knees and pray...
• K-O-W! (Kings!) K-O-W! (Kings!) K-O-W! (Kings!)
  • For that matter... Chris is awesome, he's as hot as it gets...
• AND I DREAM BROKEN DREAMS... I MAKE THEM COME TRUE.
• We are one, we are one, we are one, we will stand together.
  • I'll be your end of days!!
• "For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon...AND THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!"
  • REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!
• Nigel McGuinness had an awesome theme song: "Fucking In The Bushes" by Oasis.
• "SOS! I hear them shoutin'!"
• DUN-DUH-DUN-DAH-DUN "WOOOOOOOWEE, THERE WILL BE NO STOPPIN'! IT'S WHEN YOU GO HARDER THAN SOMEBODY, MAN! THIS RIGHT HERE? IS DOMINATION!"
• "You're in my way/And I haven't got the time today/Best you walk away/And live to fight another day..."
• "We gettin' Scrooge McDuck money/Swimmin' around in them dollar bills..."