Rhiannon:(now shouting at Olive's back) And I want my Juicy sweater back! It's way too loose around your chest, anyway!
Olive: Ooooohhh, burnnnn.
Olive and Brandon pretending to have sex - he makes the most bizarre noises and the two of them jump up and down on the bed. Brandon says things like, "CAN YOU SMELL THAT!?" and when reprimanded by Olive, tries to correct the damage by saying even more ridiculous things - "IT DOESN'T REALLY SMELL THAT BAD!" and then for the 'grand finale' she smacks him one in the stomach.
Olive: ...please tell me you did not marry and have children with him.
After Olive has been sent to the principal's office for calling Nina a twat, and has been let off with a warning:
Rhiannon: Please tell me the rumors are true. Olive: Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut. Rhiannon: No, no, not that one, the one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick, and punched her in the left tit. Olive: I worry about the way information circulates in this school.
This:
Mr. Griffiths: I don't know what it is about Nina...I hate her.
Marianne pouring all the rage she has into sharpening pencils, and Olive giving a live commentary on it.
Olive: Sharpening your pencils? Gettin' them nice and sharp? Hm? Sharpening them up? Look at you! Look at you! Oh! So sharp! Uh! Sharpening those pencils. Sharp sharp sharp sharp. Ooh! God that's sharp...! Mrs. Griffiths: Olive, you ready to come in. Olive:(gets up, then turns to mouth at Marianne one last time) Sharp.
The scene where Brandon goes to visit Olive after their detention together.
Olive:(comes down the stairs, impersonates a Southern Belle's voice) Oh, happy day, Momma! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness! A gentleman caller, hooray! (drags Brandon up the stairs)
Olive's Dad: What's that?
Olive's Mom: Olive has a boy in her room.
Olive's Dad: A boy?
Olive's Mom: A boy.
Chip: A boy?
Olive's Mom: A boy.
Chip: Wow.
This:
Mr. Griffiths: I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an okay day and got a Coke Zero at the gas station? Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?
Olive: He got a Coke Zero again?! Oh, that Roman. Incorrigible!