Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Three dudes scam some kids
all just in the pursuit of
jawbreaker money.
It always fails, though.
But Eddy, the wisecracker,
never he gives up.
Ed is a weirdo,
though he loves chickens, he is
not exactly bright.
Edd, er, Double D,
the geek, invents awesome stuff
and wears a cool hat.
—Sizzly Bacon
