El Cafe Du Watchog/Characters

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Employees

Caleb

The owner of the cafe.


Trixie Richards

Stardust the Mawile

A waitress at the café and friend of Deoxys.

Lei the Raichu

Being an Electric-type, Lei often supplies power for the shop. She lives in the walls, which allows her to overhear anything and everything that goes on in the shop.

Team Rocket

Silver

An angry little soul, Silver is rude, cruel, and bad-tempered. But once you get past that, he's really just a troubled child with anger issues. Lots of them. He also makes great limeade.

Ariana

Silver's mother and one tough bitch. She's known to be heartless, manipulative, and competitive.

Proton

  • Ambiguously Gay: He neither confirmed nor denied accusations of sleeping with Archer, and he was remarkably flamboyant, though his sexuality has never been confirmed.


Team Aqua

Archie

Shelley

One of the Aqua Scientists and a former Field Commander. She built the Aqua submarines.

  • Complete Monster: She blew up Skyarrow Bridge and didn't flinch in the slightest. And when Archie began destroying Castelia, she was the only admin to remain loyal; the destruction didn't faze her in the slightest.
  • Evil Redhead
  • The Scapegoat: Archie used Jirachi to pin the blame on her for the destruction of Castelia. As far as the majority of the cast knows, Shelley did everything.
  • Spell My Name With An E: Shelly is her canon name, though her name is spelled Shelley in every thread she appears.
  • The Stoic: She takes pride in her ability to under-react to things.
  • Invisible to Gaydar
    • Word of God: Shelley never got involved with anyone. Any knowledge about her sexuality was revealed by her creator.
  • Wrench Wench: Shelley built the submarines and many of the machines that Aqua used.

Aqua Grunt April

Generic Grunt #67. Served under Vasili before he defected.


Magma International

Maxie

  • Affably Evil: Provided that you aren't Archie or a Rocket, Maxie can be perfectly pleasant to be around. He even held a polite conversation with Steven while scheming ways to bring Devon Corp to the ground.
  • Berserk Button: There are two ways to set him off. You can hurt one of his admins, or you can be Archie.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: He has used Don Alvisio's mafia to acquire information on Silph and Devon that he shouldn't have and he's taken out people who are a threat to his position. That's reason enough to believe he's not as innocent as he seems.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Don't count on seeing Magma International blow up any cities any time soon. Maxie's always been one for avoiding unnecessary death.
  • Evil Ginger
  • Lawful Evil: A mixture of Type 1 and Type 2.
  • Papa Wolf: At first, Maxie ignored Aqua's schemes, but when he even heard the possibility of one of his admins being hurt, he called out the war drums.

Mack

Courtney

Tabitha (sort of)

Brodie

Magma Grunt Felix

This kid has a Flareon. Who uses that?

Desmond Jules

  • Embarrassing Nickname: Mack and April have affectionately nicknamed him Spray-Tan.
  • Only Sane Man: Potentially the only one in all of Magma International. This isn't actually the case, but he's still more level-headed than most.

Loraine

Ichabod

Cavendish

Team Galactic

Cyrus

Mars


Team Plasma

N General

The King of Team Plasma. May be one of twelve personalities.

Ghetsis

Plasma Sage Collum

Plasma Grunt Lexine

  • Ascended Extra: Lexine was supposed to be cannon fodder for Nexus, but Turner and Gazriel had other things to say. She was supposed to vanish after that thread, but later became an integral part of the Plasma cast. And being the point of a love triangle and a potential admin candidate, it's unlikely that she'll be vanishing any time soon.
  • Fingore: During her first appearance, Nexus had cut off three of her fingers on her right hand. He later stepped on the hand. Her cry of pain was what prompted Turner and Gazriel to intervene.


Thieves

Three-Legs the Espeon

Lucario

Lenny Petals the Scrafty

Isadora the Mienshao

Zoroark


Characters from Pokémon canon

Aaron

A member of the Sinnoh Elite Four. Not much is different from his in-game counterpart, other than being bisexual.

Dento

Juggler Irwin

Steven Stone (Kiaste)

The God of Space, by total accident. He's a recovering womanizer who never quite grew up, roped with a clingy boyfriend and a messload of problems he doesn't know how to handle. Add to the fact that he's stubborn as hell and lets his gut do all his talking, and we've got a recipe for disaster.

Wallace


Legendary Pokémon

Arceus

The god of the Pokemon world, though not the best at it. He is prone to wild mood swings, which often leave people in the crossfire.

Giratina

Arceus's demonic wife and Goddess of the Distortion World, Giratina is cold and distant. It's hard to tell when she's serious or not. I guess eternal imprisonment in the Distortion World does some damage, huh?

Magikarp the God of Cockblocking

Palkia

Shaye the Shaymin

Unaffiliated Pokémon

Don Alvisio the Honchkrow

The crime lord of Nimbasa who moonlights as a museum curator. Despite being a pokemon, his syndicate is one of the most feared in the underworld.

  • Ambiguously Evil
  • Chessmaster: Became this in a bid for the plates. Three-Legs attempted to play Chessmaster right back at him. The Don showed why it was a bad idea.
  • The Don: It's in his name, duh.
  • Evil Parents Want Good Kids: Does not want his son to be a part of his crime syndicate.
  • The Nicknamer: Has given unusual nicknames to people. For example, he calls Caleb "Mr. Magoo", and Giovanni "Jojo".
  • Shoot the Dog: What he had to do to Jack when the ??? Plate corrupted him. He got better.
  • True Neutral: If he ever seems altruistic, you can usually be sure it's of some benefit to him.
  • Villain with Good Publicity: To the public eye, he's Donald Alvin, a museum curator and philanthropist. His actual criminal identity is known to few.

Tabanna the Audino

A soft-spoken Audino who's mistrustful towards humans. She's often beat up because of her species giving so much Experience Points.

Oshawott

Snivy

Turner Kimande the Vigoroth

Turner is a psychiatrist with human hands. He's rather easy-going and not judgmental.


Miri Kimande/Niederactus the Maractus

Gordy the Pignite

Kaleb's Pignite, formerly a Tepig. He's a rather bouncy and loyal (if a littlw slow) individual. He loves to battle.

Cupcake the Larvesta

Larvesta (nicknamed Cupcake by Gordy) was the beleagered partner and long-time friend of Gordy. She is a powerful battler, but is often stuck using her time to babysit Gordy.

Jason Greene the Grovyle

Celia Catscratch the Meowth

Klepto the Feraligatr

Everett (Epoc-H) the Xatu

Zekiel the Bisharp

Frankie the Furret

A very young Furret who randomly drops by the shop. He has a rather tragic past, but doesn't fully understand the implications.

Dr. Zan Goose the Zangoose

A Zangoose with rather unfortunate luck with romance, weight, friendship, and life in general. He was briefly fired and worked as a cameraman when a video of his drunken escapades went viral.

Luna the Umbreon

She is Hector's pet and main Pokemon. She escaped from a lab as an Eevee before being rescured by her current owner. She remains polite and calm around people.

Emolga

Genna Mildred Loraine Sect the Genesect

Luca the Seviper

Gordy's child, mother unknown. She has a tendency to attack others.

Jeremy the Gallade

A well-meaning hitman. His past is shrouded in mystery.

Joseph The Alakazam

Lucasta the Absol

Peta the Machoke

Doctor Rick Monarchs the Luxray

A Physician that often visits the shop.


Trapunny the Lopunny

Vladimira Gardevetrix

Sexy, alluring, and dangerous, Vladimira is a fakemon that occasionally frequents the shop.

  • Dark And Mysterious Past: She comes from the Amber Ridge and is more emotionally scarred than she seems.
  • Fetish Fuel: The entire Gardevetrix line is designed to tease, and Vladimira, displaying many prominent dominatrix tendencies, is especially proof of this.

Shade Grimclaw

Known to some as Rhonda Eldridge, Shade is a Zoroark warrior that takes her combat very seriously.


Unaffiliated Non-Pokémon Beings

Ace Trainer Kaleb

Dr. Hector Hunt

Gazriel

Angelica Smith

Alternate Universe Characters

Alex

Before Proton joined Team Rocket, he was Alex, a kid on the streets just trying to make a life for himself in the only way he knew how. Granted, the fact that Team Rocket no longer exists will change the direction Alex will take.

Cyrus - Reveri

In another universe nicknamed "Reveri", there is a version of Cyrus who struggles to make a living as a porn actor, and has started Galactic as an organization to save the world, Wailords and all.

  • Drowning My Sorrows: Alt!Cyrus constantly goes to bars and gets drunk after work to attempt to make up for the fact that he's poor and isn't doing as well as he wants in life.
  • Butt Monkey: Alt!Cyrus is always getting kicked around, be it by Alt!Mars, Archer, or whoever else is present.

Saturn - Altora

With a robotic arm and zero sense of humor, Saturn's got a few chips on his shoulder, and not just from the wear-and-tear of daily activities. Unlike the Normal Universe Saturn, this Saturn is played by someone else, and hasn't any real reason to turn against Cyrus. Not yet, at least.

Silver

Silver? Silver de Luca? Oh yeah. She's all that and a bag of chips. She survived death, took down Team Rocket, and also beat Champion Elaine to a pulp. Wait, what do you mean she's supposed to be a guy? Way out of her universe, Silver isn't sure how to adapt to a world where everyone she knows is the wrong gender--and apparently, so is she.

  • Fan Nickname: She's often called Silvette in the Skype conversations.
  • Fingore: While being tortured by Tabitha, Silver clawed at the concrete in a desperate attempt to get away. As a result, her fingernails came off.
  • Tsundere


Retired Characters

Cynthia

The former Champion of Sinnoh. And also a loli-crazed rapist.

The Badassest Aqua Grunt

An Aqua Grunt so badass, he has non-Water Type Pokemon and has been forbidden from becoming an Admin, in fear he'd cramp Archie's style.

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