Ensemble Darkhorse/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Strong Bad: [To audience] No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.

Homestar Runner: It's twue.
"Please, look forward... to me, Jeremiah Gottwald!"
"Terrorsaur, Scorponok, we're condemning you to a fiery death cause Waspinator has a bigger fan club."
Transformers Wiki
"You know I'll be back, I'm a fan favourite."
The Hummel Figurine, Ask That Guy With The Glasses
"I am da Cheese! I am da best character on da show! I am better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined!"
Filburt, Rocko's Modern Life trying to invoke the trope in "Wacky Delly"
"So, basically, the hero is this guy. I think it's time we faced that fact."
Crow, Mystery Science Theater 3000, about Vadinho in Puma Man

Rower: "So you guys new around here or what?"
Naruto: "Oh my god! You are the rower!"
Rower: "What?"
Naruto: "I'm such a huge fan!"
Rower: "Why?"
Naruto: "Everything you do is just amazing!"

Rower: "No, I... I just row, man."
"Nothing's as important on TV as your likability index."
"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."
"Many times, I've wished I had that big machine from the [Oops! All Berries] ad that separates Crunchberries from normal cornmeal spheres. But not for its original purpose -- I don't eat Cap'n Crunch. What I would really like to do is somehow throw NCIS in there and make the entire show about Abby Scuito...Isn't that always the way? Every time I watch a show, I get hooked on one particular character who isn't a main character. "

"Um... I thank you for the fan mail, but I haven't really done anything yet... I do like the attention, though..."

"You're the protagonist. I'm just a cool, handsome foil (who happens to be your twin brother)."
Henry, No More Heroes

Aug 03 20:58:50 * Z-Gryphon considers one of the interesting peculiarities of fandom
Aug 03 21:01:17 <Z-Gryphon> Many genre fandoms seem to have, as a common feature, one minor character who attracts a disproportionate amount of interest. Someone who doesn't appear very often, or for very long, and yet seems vaguely omnipresent in fan art and fanfic.
Aug 03 21:01:33 * Philip-M nods.
Aug 03 21:01:37 <Z-Gryphon> The canonical example is probably Boba Fett, who has a grand total of about 30 seconds of screen time in two of the Star Wars films, says three things, and dies.
Aug 03 21:01:51 <Z-Gryphon> and yet is evvvverybloodywhere in the fandom and secondary licensed products.
Aug 03 21:02:14 <Z-Gryphon> In Avatar fandom it seems to be that girl Zuko went out on a date with while he was hiding out in Ba Sing Se, and who, as far as I can recall, was never seen again.
Aug 03 21:02:50 <Philip-M> Jin? Yup.
Aug 03 21:04:14 <Z-Gryphon> Mind you, I'm not coming down on that. I like her too, I'm just not sure why, given that Fire Nation Soldier No. 4 probably got more screen time. :)

Aug 03 21:04:42 <Z-Gryphon> (then again, Fire Nation Soldier No. 4 is kind of a douche. :)
—IRC conversation quoted in the Eyrie Productions, Unlimited Forums, 15 August 2014
  1. The title, as well as the rest of the article, refers to a character from Leverage.