Escort Mission/Quotes
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"Ahh! Something's trying to kill me! It's the best day ever!"
—The Chief of Knothole Glade's Son, Fable I.
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"There's this part in the game where you lose all your extreme powers and have to go on a bunch of escort missions, but don't play that part of the game. That part sucks."
—Johnny X-Treme, about his (fake) game, Johnny's X-Treme Adventure, X-Play
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"We HATE escort missions!"
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"I know what you're thinking. This sounds like an escort mission. Well, deal with it!"
—Sergeant Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson, The Simpsons Game
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And boy were all the rumors about unreliable adventurers true. I'd heard that many, many escorted people die when their adventurer flees and protects himself. It is TRUE. Once I got an escort, I headed off in the right direction immediately. However, for some reason, he did not immediately follow, let alone lead. Didn't he know the way to go? Foolish man. Why am I offering my special trainings to someone who doesn't even know where the local portals are!
—Loremaster Verutir, Tales of Maj'Eyal
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The use of the word "Escort" to described core game-play is like using the words "bloody and viscous" when describing a urine sample.
—Yahtzee's review on Amy
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