Everybody Loves Raymond/Funny
- When Robert and Ray are arguing over the thousand dollars Ray gifted him to pay for bills (Which Robert used to go to Las Vegas), Robert compares the money to the gift of a chair: "Here, Robert, I gave you this chair. Don't sit like this, sit like this!" It's the voice he uses.
- Ray strolling into the bedroom in satin underpants, trying to seduce Debra.
- This scene.
- Frank singing "I Left My Heart in San Francisco".
Frank: "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My wife thinks I'm in the bathroom." |
- Once Robert tries to become "hip".
Frank: "I'm talkin' to you on the phone the other day; I can't even understand what the hell you're saying anymore! What did you call me "dog" for?!" |
- In "Good Girls", after Ray, Debra, and Robert find out that Marie wasn't such a "good girl".
Marie: "Frank and I... succumbed to temptation once. Just once before we were married! I-I was weak... and I fell for your father's boyish good looks... that was a long time ago. I knew we shouldn't have done what we did! But we were in love. Right, Frank?" |
- And the scene continues to deliver:
Debra: "So it was just the once and then you got married?" |
- From "Traffic School", we have Robert's presentation with the dummy, "Timmy".
Debra: "Come on, Ray, this was YOUR idea [to have Robert's session be more fun]." |
- "Timmy" asks Marie to give the instructions on how to properly back out. After doing so:
Marie: "That's it!" |
- followed immediately by:
Marie: "Robbie, that was an accident!" |
- Robert sees Timmy missing his head.
Frank: "Not so funny without his head, is he?!" |
- Raymond comes to comfort Robert and tell him it's not so great being smothered.
Ray: "Remember when Mom used to follow me to school?" |
- Ray wonders just what presents Debra's past boyfriends had given her over the years.
Ray: "Is there anything in here [the bedroom] I should know about?!" |
- Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When, the next morning, Ray takes it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at romantic poetry:
"Debra's Ears |
- Ray just witnesses Robert's new girlfriend do something very disturbing after dinner at their house and tells Robert and Debra in the kitchen:
"The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she AAATE IIIT!!" |
- Pat McDougall, on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:
"I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus." |
- Ray and Debra are in Debra's redecorated bathroom complaining about each other's annoying habits, right down to the way either one sneezes.
Ray: You don't sneeze! You try to stop it! You keep going, "Ah-hah-haaaah-NYIT! Ah-NYIT!" |
- And in the series finale, Ray imagines Debra's thoughts if he had passed away while in the operating room.
Ray: "Oh, well, now I'm a widow! I guess I have to raise three kids on my own. On the other hand, I guess I could start dating again. I need a new pair of shoes. Hey, you know who's cute? Gianni!" |
- In the aptly-titled episode "Debra Makes Something Good", Frank "cheating" on Marie with Debra[1], even coming to the house with flowers for her.
Frank: "Anyone who can make braciole like this deserves a whole hillside full of heavenly-scented marigolds and daffodils." |
- When Judy and her friends begin to get uncomfortable with Robert hanging around them because he's acting too "ethnic" (hint - Judy is black), she volunteers Ray to explain the situation to him. His response to Robert's dismay is pure gold.
Robert: "That is so whack!" |
- Ray finds his parents returned his Christmas gift, a toaster engraved with a message from his whole family, without opening it. After telling them what it said, Frank, who's not yet fully awake, replies, "It spoke?"
- Ray and Debra have an argument at his parents' home about Debra cracking jokes with the kids about Ray's behavior.
Ray: "She bet the kids that I would do stupid stuff!" |
Frank: "Can't you ever just be quiet?!" |
- Many moments from the episode where Debra's divorced father arrives at Thanksgiving with his new girlfriend, who turns out to be a lot older than him. Most of them from Frank, including this line:
"Kill is going to Debra you!" |
- This exchange between Ray, Robert, and Marie.
Marie: Oh yes, keep laughing. But one of these days, you're going to turn around, and I won't be here anymore. |
- Frank is poking his used fork into food after Marie tells him that no one else can eat it if he does that.
Marie: He's like an animal, marking his territory! [Frank pokes her with the fork] Ow! |
- One of the show's classic moments, after Marie finally realizes a sculpture she made resembles a certain part of the female anatomy.
Marie: Beat...Oh my God, I'm a lesbian. |
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