Everything's Better with Chocolate/Quotes

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"There are many ways to eat chocolate, but only one way to eat a chocolate bar! Ha ha ha!"
Doc Louis, Punch-Out!!
"Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate..."
Nick, Left 4 Dead 2
"But the level design is really, really good, like. . .something good that's. . .made of chocolate. They're full of really creative mechanical devices and it's all got this wonderful charm about it that disarms you, then trips you up and plants your face into a muddy riverbed. . .made of chocolate."

"Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate?"
"Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?"
"Yes, sir. With or without nuts."

"Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! (screaming) CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!"