Evil Plan/Quotes

Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?

Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

—Kung Pow

"My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait till it's unfurled!
It'll go down in History!
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic.

I can't believe I made it up myself!"
—Five Iron Frenzy, "My Evil Plan to Save the World"

"My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"

—The Flash in Lex Luthor's body, Justice League, "The Great Brain Robbery"

The Tick (animation): All right Idea Man, what's the big idea?!
Idea Man: ...Well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich. Then, we wouldn't have to work no more.

The Tick (animation): *Gasp* You cads!

No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!

—Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb

Eeeeeeevil plans!
We are making eeeeeeevil plans!
Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!

We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''

—The Death Eaters, "It's Not Over Yet", A Very Potter Sequel

From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,
The head that made headlines in every newspaper,
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,
That cunning display that made Londoners sob,
Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...

An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!

—Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective

"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."

—Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

"Well, if you will excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."

—Ludwig the Indestructible, Blackadder II

"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."

—Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer