Eviler Than Thou/Quotes

"All evils are equal when they are extreme."

—Pierre Corneille^[who?]

"Farewell friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou."

—Stormbringer, after killing Elric, The Elric Saga

Hordak: Your evil is almost a match for my own!
Nostalgia Chick: I love it when evil is measurable!

—The Nostalgia Chick's Review of She-Ra: Princess of Power

...and my undead army! I mean, you think you've established a relationship with them, and then someone more evil comes along and they're all like "count who?" Jerks!

—Count Repugsive, Nodwick

"Say goodbye, Lothor! And this time, mean it!"

—Mesogog, Power Rangers Dino Thunder

Evil in all its myriad forms was no stranger to Targeno. Indeed, he'd courted it, wallowed in it, and had even, at times, enjoyed its seductive influence. But as he stared at Peter Carenza, he knew that he had just met something that transcended mere evil.
The image of a black rose, unfolding like a dark galaxy, appeared inexplicably in his minds eye as he stared into the face of the rough beast that slouched towards all the new Bethlehems.

—The Blood Of The Lamb

Cybermen have been exterminated! DALEKS ARE SUPREME!

—Dalek Sec, Doctor Who, "Doomsday"

What fools are these, so weary of life...that they take the name of the Shredder - MY name - in vain?

—Chrell has a dim view of his 80s counterpart, Turtles Forever

To me you all score zero
My name is Emperor Nero
Evil men you’re not
I’m the worstest of the lot

—Nero, "Evil Emperors Song", Horrible Histories

It was now the Legion realized that their dreams of conquest and avarice were pipe dreams: goals never meant to be truly fulfilled. They were as wild children playing at the game of evil.
The Legion was not evil.
Their exploits were never evil.
Up until this point, the Legion had never known evil…
…for evil now stood before them.

—Challenge of the Superfriends: The End

All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.

—The Joker, The Dark Knight Saga

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