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It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye. —Old American proverb

"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind." —Blind Mag, Repo! The Genetic Opera

"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." (Wham.) "TA-DAAAA! It's--It's...GONE." —The Joker, The Dark Knight

"My frustrate! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait all five eyes into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!" —Slox Captain, trading threats with the Groaci in The Piecemakers

Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.) Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please? All: All right, fine. Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.) Rachel: (flinches again) Monica! Come on! Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye) Rachel: (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on! Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (guess it) —Friends, "The One With Joey's Big Break"

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" —Friggin' everybody, A Christmas Story.

"No! Its not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!" —River Tam, Firefly

"Out! Out, vile jelly!" —Cornwall, King Lear

Natira: Animal... you have lovely eyes. I love red eyes: very sensual; very unusual. Animal, what are you doing here? Rorf: I told you- Natira: Do not lie again! Who were you communicating to? And what is the plan to free the human? Rorf: What plan? I don't know of any plan! Natira: Animal, I love your eyes. Your lying eyes... (Cut to Crichton's expression as Rorf's screams echo across the room.) —Farscape, "Liars, Guns and Money- Part 3"

Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...seen...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again. —Barillo, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, to Agent Sands, right before having Dr. Guevara drill his eyes out.

You know, you have your mother's eyes. And so will I... On a necklace, I think. —Doviculus, Brutal Legend

And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth. —Reverend Lovejoy, "Bart's Girlfriend"

One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket! —Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus, Halo 2, trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up

My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it! —Lenford "Lenny" Leonard, The Simpsons

Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my- ARGH! —Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, learning the hard way that you're supposed to close your eye before poking it when reciting the Pinkie Pie Swear

Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye. —Nicole, Dead Space 2

WHY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE!? —Vegeta, Dragon Ball Abridged, lamenting the fact that he's always getting zapped in the eye.

"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!" —Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii, No More Heroes, after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.

"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?" —Oedipus, Oedipus Tex by PDQ Bach