Fables/Funny
- When a bruised and bloodied Jack appears in Bigby's office and tries to report a mugging. Nobody believes him.
Snow: Jack, have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf? |
- Bag O' Bones, the first chapter of the Storybook Love trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy Southern Belle "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, being Jack, of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward." She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and embrace her new "bad" self:
Sally: (from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom) Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. Filthy! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? Am I? I am dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! Call me a dirty girl! |
- From Legends in Exile:
Pinoccio: I'm over three centuries old and I still haven't gone through puberty. I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get laid. |
- Ghost "helping" Bigby shovel snow in The Good Prince.
- Bufkin's battle with Baba Yaga and the Djinn is both a Crowning Moment of Awesome and a Crowning Moment of Funny for the blue monkey.
- The cubs discovering Ghost's existence for the first time and Darien points randomly at nothing and says 'Do you poop?! Huh? Do you?'
- Most of the "Readers Questions" ministories qualify. Highlights include:
Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, trying to keep a normal job in Fabletown. |