Fail O'Suckyname/Quotes

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[For some reason] Everyone thinks I'm a joke! "Uh hello Pixie Lad, Where's Captain Steel?"
Does This Cape Make Me Look Fat? by Chelsea Cain and Marc Mohan
Shepard, this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib... Don't ask about the name.
Tali, Mass Effect 2
"Hey partner, is your real name "Suck One", or did your parents just fuckin' hate you?"
Fred Neuman, on Suk Kwan. Dead Head Fred
"Is this supposed to make me afraid of Crystal Boy? Because his name is still Crystal Boy."