Fan Service/Haiku

Hey, fans! To reward
all those watching right now, here
is some T and A.

—alliterator

What a strange plot twist
She's suddenly half-naked
Let's not ask questions

—superfroggy

I really like breasts.
If only I could see some.
Who's This character?

—Wanderlust Warrior

This show is boring!
Wait...is that some breasts I see?
Let's keep watching this!

—I Cant Think Of A Witty Name (who is a girl and straight, so no), edited by So We Ate Them

Oh, look! Shirtless guys.
I say for all the ladies,
"Thank you, TV show."

—The Evil Oboist

Time now to show some
Gratuitous nudity
To attract watchers.

—So We Ate Them

Show skin; get ratings.
It's stupid, but you know what?
I'm okay with that.

—buri-chan