Far Cry/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • In Far Cry 3, when you first meed Buck:

Buck: Keith? Is that his name, Keith? See, he told me his name was [does a muffled scream with his mouth]

  • In Far Cry: The Experience, when Vass freaks out because he thinks he killed Christopher Mintz-Plasse:

Vaas: Carlos! Get some water! Bring the batteries! The spiders! Everything!