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I shouldn't have watched all that porn as a youngster. It's not that it scarred me. It's just that we had dial up, and now I'm stuck with a fetish for video compression.

I was raised by humans. What I want is pretty much the same that any human woman my age would want.

And that is a bit of a problem.

Peacemaker: Great. Giganta.
Paco: Buh... buh... they're...

Peacemaker: Don't stare. Your mind fixates, next thing you know you're browsing some really weird websites.