Final Fantasy V/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Gilgamesh, just Gilgamesh.
  • Also, the scene where Bartz and Galuf discover Faris's secret..
  • "There's a fish in my trousers!"
  • There's also the Minotaur battle. When its HP reaches 0, it threatens to cast the almighty Holy. Except, well, it has no MP to use it.
  • "TURTLE!"
  • When you fight Azulmagia the Blue Mage, you will notice that there are a few blue magic spells that he does not know. If you use one of these spells against him, he'll learn it and immediately use it against you. This even includes Self-Destruct.
  • "It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!"
  • Description for a whip: "Great for when a problem comes along."
  • Description for the dancer class: "Fighters whose smooth moves confuse enemies, leaving blood on the dance floor."
  • (Upon learning his chocobo is a ladies man) "Slick!"
  • "You've mastered the piano!!! Others quake in fear at your superhuman keyboard manipulation skills!"
  • When your party falls down into the ruins in the first world and Galuf gets trapped in a little side area. Figuring they'll catch up with him later, the party starts to leave, and Galuf panics.