Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening

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Just a typical panel from the comic.

Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening is an exaggerated, manga-styled Affectionate Parody of the landmark PlayStation RPG, Final Fantasy VII. It is serialized on Smack Jeeves by Decalyn and ObstinateMelon. It pokes fun at everything from plot holes to the game's questionable translation.

Note that the Smack Jeeves archives only go up to page 252, further pages can be found on ObstinateMelon's Deviantart page.

Tropes used in Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening include:

Cloud: [accompanied by a burly barechested black man, a Humanoid Abomination posing in the Dramatic Wind, a talking dog, and a toy cat with a megaphone] "Barret's jade monkey doesn't work, we need your help."
Weaponsmith: "Holy shit. Ma was right, I should quit drinkin' this stuff."

Don Corneo: "Last night I was worried that I might be gay, but you are possibly the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on.