Flashpoint (comics)/Funny

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  • Frankenstein facing off against a Nazi superhero guarding Hitler's bunker. The exchange goes as such:

Nazi Superman: Come to me, jigsaw man! Come feel the strength and glory of the motherland squeeze the life from your-
Frankenstein: Shut up. *Stabs him dead with The Sword of Michael*

  • Element Woman introducing herself in the fourth issue:

Element Woman: My name's Emily Sung, but my top secret code name is Element Woman! Anyone want a juice box? I brought extra.