Flying Brick/Trope Co

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


We here at Trope Co® believe in tradition, that sometimes the most daunting Death Ray has the simplest solution, and that cackling arch-villains will always get their due.

That's why in these difficult times, Trope Co® is committed to helping people empower themselves to defend society! However, with so many Stock Super Powers to choose from as well as the many different ways to get them, it can get very complicated!

So worry no more, you just won the Superpower Lottery! Rather than get strange, hard-to-quantify and easily disrupted, migraine inducing Super Powers, why not get: The Flying Brick package!?

In this simple package you get:

Comes with a perfectly plausible Backstory for how you got your powers, and how they are vastly different in functioning, power source and origin from everyone else who got this wonderful product!

Hurry now and don't delay! Just $19.99 plus shipping and handling![1] And for just $9.99 more, you can get a complimentary set of vaguely defined, spontaneously manifesting lesser powers! WARNING: Lesser powers have been known to cause embarrassment.