Fobbies Are Borange

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Ness: Are we there yet?
Bus Driver: We'll be in Onett soon.
Ness: Are we there yet?
Jeff: Ness, I will KILL YOUR MOTHER.

Fobbies Are Borange is an Affectionate Parody fan-retelling of EarthBound, in the form of an internet radio play. It follows the rather stupid Ness on his journey much the same as its parent work, though in a much different matter. It is written by and stars Stephen Georg (xfisjmg1), Martin Tovar (matilda_caboose), Benjamin Carignan (Katon), (Lewahi), and Chaz Estell (BlackLeader). Fobbies are Borange ran for 42 official episodes, Fobbies are Borange: The Movie, Ask a Fooby 1 and 2, and four recap episodes, ending on September 5th, 2008. Fobbies are Borange has several spinoffs, including Loids are not Christmas, Paulas are Bamazing, and Ninten Speaks. The official sequel to FaB, titled Tree From My Youth, aired its first non-joke episode on February 20th, 2009. Tree From My Youth retells Mother 3.

The Chosen Four of EarthBound have gained quite a bit of personality when transitioning into radio.

Ness (Stephen Georg) is the token main character of the Chosen Four. Ness is the supposed leader of the group, but it's pretty obvious that he's on his own journey and his friends are just along for the ride. Ness has ADD, causing him to be very erratic and oftentimes childish, but sadly, he's probably the most stable person in the group.

Paula Polestar (Martin Tovar) is angry. No one's entirely sure WHY, but she is. Since then she's gone on to become one of the most developed of the Chosen Four; her rather unconventional behavior and obvious spite for her fellow travelers being something fans either love or hate. She's dour, bitter, sarcastic, domineering, and prone to anger and violence.

Jeff Andonuts (Benjamin Carignan) is the third member of the Chosen Four. Jeff's personality is hard to describe, because as far as anyone can tell, he doesn't have one. The only time he shows any spark of emotion is when he's eyeing women with cake or someone is trying to pilfer his beloved EarthBound Player's Guide.

Prince Poo has big dreams and even bigger vocal chords. Poo, like Ness, is overall a childish character who shows signs of maturity every so often, only in this case it might be more due to the fact that he's from a foreign country than he's actually that spacey. Overall Poo tries to be friends with everyone (much to the dismay of Paula Polestar), and is always attempting to keep the attitude of the group a positive one.

The Narrator (Benjamin Carignan) is the narrator of Fobbies are Borange. He introduces most of the episodes and then wraps them up once it's over. His only known enemy is The British Narrator.

Fobbies Are Borange can be found almost in its entirety here. Alternatively visit the new official website.

Tropes used in Fobbies Are Borange include:

Poo: When I get back to Dalaam I am going to kill the Star Master!

Steven (xfisjmg1): This is Fobbies are Borange. We find the fourth wall, take a hammer and shatter it.

Ness: So, where is Paula again?
Kidnapper: Paula? Who's Paula? Well, Paula's definitely not in the mountain cabin. Why would Paula be in the mountain cabin? So don't go to the mountain cabin. I mean, we don't even have a mountain cabin! If we HAD a mountain cabin, it's not in that cave over there, so don't even bother to look for the mountain cabin.

  • Talking to Himself: A given, seeing that there are five main voice actors; a notable one would be Jeff Andonuts (played by Benjamin Carignan) threatening to shoot the Narrator (also played by Benjamin Carignan) if he did not play the Beatles.
  • Theme Song Reveal: Music from other games play during the fight with Tommy, to remind the listeners that he is not originally in EarthBound.
  • Too Dumb to Live: Paula. Once a season, she does something stupid that gets her killed.
  • Throw It In: Loids Are Not Christmas is made of this trope.
  • Unreliable Narrator: Well, the Narrator. In episode 40 (fittingly titled "The End?"), he claims that Ness was unable to defeat his Nightmare. He, well, did.
    • To be fair, the narrator IS later revealed to have been Giygas all along. He wouldn't want Ness to have defeated his nightmare, and therefore tries to mislead the audience into thinking such.
  • Wham! Episode: Debatedly, Episode 38 - "Gentlemen! Behold! We are the Fobbies!".
  • Word Salad Title: The weird title is a mnemonic coined by a forum member to tell the difference between Foppies and Fobbies -- "Foppies are pink, and Fobbies are borange." The name stuck after the second episode.
  • You Fail Biology Forever: Played for laughs. Paula is struck with a lifelong nicotine addiction due to eating raw trout.
    • Not to mention that, apparently, dumping orange sharpies into sweet tea causes the drinker to become retarded and orange.