Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Peter: Everybody hates you/Everybody wishes that you were dead/Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter your music is fucking terrible/Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/You don't do anything of value/Peter, you suck/Go write some music/But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs/It's so self-loathing/Go see a psychiatrist/I hate the psychiatrist/Go see one anyway. (I'M NOT GOING!)

  • "You Shall Not Pass!"
  • Dracula. Puppet. Musical.
  • "I don't know Peter, JUST GET OFF THE FUCKING ROCK!"
  • "SHE'S HAVING AN ORGASM! AND I'M NOT DONE YET!"
  • When the weather outside is weather...