Fray/Funny

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  • Urkonn trying to explain demons, dimensions, etc. to Fray.

Fray: What's a—
Urkonn: They left! All right?

  • Dexterity training.

Fray: So, what's first?
Urkonn: (hefting a girder) Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them.
Fray: You're not a real complicated person, are you? Let's do it.
20 seconds later
Fray: (lying on the floor) You hib me wib a girder!
Urkonn: (kneeling over her) How many claws am I holding up?
Fray: You hib me ib the face wib a whole girder!
Urkonn: You were meant to duck.
Fray: Can we skib degsteriby?

  • And Fray finding out that her watcher lit himself on fire in front of her.

Fray: But he set himself on fire!
Urkonn: Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human-
Fray: He set himself on fire!
Urkonn: Maybe he was cold.

  • Urkonn meets Loo:

(Loo looks up at Urkonn, Fray's hand on her shoulder.)
Urkonn: Hello.
(Beat panel.)

Loo: Do you have candy?

Urkonn: No.