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• Urkonn trying to explain demons, dimensions, etc. to Fray.

Fray: What's a— Urkonn: They left! All right?

• Dexterity training.

Fray: So, what's first? Urkonn: (hefting a girder) Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them. Fray: You're not a real complicated person, are you? Let's do it. 20 seconds later Fray: (lying on the floor) You hib me wib a girder! Urkonn: (kneeling over her) How many claws am I holding up? Fray: You hib me ib the face wib a whole girder! Urkonn: You were meant to duck. Fray: Can we skib degsteriby?

• And Fray finding out that her watcher lit himself on fire in front of her.

Fray: But he set himself on fire! Urkonn: Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human- Fray: He set himself on fire! Urkonn: Maybe he was cold.

• Urkonn meets Loo:

(Loo looks up at Urkonn, Fray's hand on her shoulder.) Urkonn: Hello. (Beat panel.) Loo: Do you have candy? Urkonn: No.