Freaknik: The Musical/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • One scene:

Big Uzi: "I thought the sun never shined in da ghetto."
The Sun: OH SHIT!
*The sun proceeds to be gunned down by a kerchief-wearing Gangsta Moon.*

    • In the same scene:

Trigger-happy Gangsta: "I want you to be a bitch so bad right now I can taste it!"

  • Not to mention the moment you realize that everything Freaknik says is in Autotune.
  • The news report about Al Sharpton dying in a freak accident while staying at home to blow out his perm -- just minutes before it actually happened.