Freelancer/YMMV

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Trent (after you accept one of the final missions): Sure. As long as I'm not shot at, knocked out, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, skewered alive by giant alien shapeshifters, have to dive out windows or fight off spindly Nomad incubi...everything should be fine.

"I'm engaging Freelancer Alpha 1."
"Okay, drop the cargo. You've got loot, and I want it now."
"Danger: Radiation damage/volatile gases/mines detected."
"Trade Lane disrupted."
"Good job, but you're not done yet. There are more hostiles at the next waypoint."
"We read that your primary target's not there. Hold off his cronies until we can locate him."

"Dock. Dock denied. Destination is too far."

    • Anything Mission Commission says, (at least, when heard for the 107th time).
    • Oddly, "Hull breach imminent" is not this, since before it could possibly repeat you either use Nanobots or blow up.
  • Shipping: Done in fanfiction as a reaction to the lack of romance between Trent and Juni.