Freud Was Right/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Yeah, well sometimes it's a big brown dick!
It's a SPACE NIPPLE!
Yahtzee shows how to invoke this trope on Unskippable, Star Ocean: The Last Hope.
"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"

Simplified.
Everything's either
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream

will be something with sex.
Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein

Vulcan Raven: Wow. Just... wow.

Psycho Mantis: Freud would shit his pants

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's shorter than it's wide, simply turn it on its side;

And it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
Anonymous
Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
The Nostalgia Chick, on Skeletor's, um, weapon.
Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
The Cinema Snob, on the hospital's treatments in Hardgore.
Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?
Marceline, Adventure Time
This movie is 70% phallic symbol.
Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation. No exceptions.
4chan, "Rules of the Internet"

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