Friendly Hostility/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Collin: "Hi. I'm a refugee from the conversation where shoving things up your nose is encouraged. Is it safe here?"
  • When in doubt? Go to Las Vegas!
  • On signs:
    • NO LOITERING UNLESS REJECTED BY IFJD. AMATEURS AND UNOFFICIAL DETECTIVES ONLY.
    • NO LICKING THE LUGGAGE.
  • Fox' allergy meds make him wear origami hats, build forts out of cups, and sling-shoot paper balls at his boss.
    • Stapler gun standoff.