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• Cobra Commander's dialogue after Serpentor threw Dr. Mindbender and Destro out of his way.

"Don't be such a cry-baby, Mindbender. If your Emperor is a weakling, we better learn about it now. Come on Slaughter, kick his face in!

• • Also in the same episode, Commander casually walks pass several Dreadnoks who were pushed out of the way by Slaughter, being chased by Serpentor, Destro, Mindbender, and Mooks.
• A majority of "Cold Slither", which involves Cobra filming a music video so they can brainwash the viewers.

Destro: It is taking longer to dress these morons than it took to record the song.

Union Rep: Excuse me, sir, but we are now into overtime and the union rules specifically state-- (Cobra Commander Neck Lifts him) Cobra Commander: The only 'union' they should be concerned with is the one between their heads and their shoulders!

• • While filming the video, the Dreadnoks start trashing the set and their instruments. The Union Rep screams, "Oh man, we're going way over-budget!" The director calls them barbarians and orders them to stop, but Cobra Commander kicks him away and screams, "No, fool! This is what I want! Keep rolling!"