Gabriel Iglesias/Funny

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  1. Big
  2. Healthy
  3. Husky
  4. Fluffy
  5. Daaaaaaaayum!
  6. Oh HELL nah!
  • Gabriel takes his son to the arcade, and what does he to want play? Dance Dance Revolution. Hilarity Ensues.
  • When he shows up at his friend Martin's house in his new car...a Beetle. And the Latino gang members across the street start screwing with him:

Gabriel: (honks horn) Marteeeeeeeeeeen![1]
Thug: Ey! Ese!
Gabriel: Hey what's up, how's it goin'?
Thug: How did you get in there, ese?
Gabriel: ...HURRY UP, MARTEEN!

    • He later gets it customised and returns to pick up Marteen again.

Thug: Check it out, eh! It's The Fat and The Furious!

  • "Marteen! Look, my iPhone lied for me! Blackberry can't do that!"
  1. He lives in the hood; I don't get out the car.