Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling/Characters

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The many characters in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. Beware, unmarked spoilers and unforgiving in-context savvy content below.

Main Characters

Billy Herrington

"You got me mad now."

An American muscular pants wrestler and model. He is the most popular character of Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


Danny Lee

"Two can play dirty!"

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become stronger.


  • Awesome McCoolname: Kiyoshi Kazuya.
  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Badass
  • Determinator: With an awesome sanshin (read: 3 strokes) of his fan-made precepts (roughly: "Everything is a chance." (全てはチャンス); "Unknown area." (未知のエリア); and "Is there no salvation!?" (救いはないんですか!?)), as well as his desire to become stronger (強くなりたい), it is no wonder why the Japanese made Danny Lee an instant classic character.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kiyoshi Kazuya (木吉カズヤ). Comes from soramimi.
  • Good Is Not Nice
  • Leitmotif: "Breakdown" by Nigel Broad and Scott Kluesner. His theme (nicknamed roughly Theme of Super Kazuya) in his popular solo scene from Junkyard Boyz.
  • Meaningful Name: Kiyoshi is a masculine Japanese given name. Kazuya is the same.
  • Nice Guy
  • Stripperiffic: One of Danny's iconic traits in his solo scenes. Most famous one is arguably the one he does in Junkyard Boyz.
  • Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers: With Billy Herrington.

Duncan Mills

"How do you like that, man?"

A Belgian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become a crab.


  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Determinator: According to soramimi, he desires to become a crab and nothing will stop him from achieving that goal. He does manage to earn it in fan videos.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kamata Gosaku (鎌田吾作). Comes from soramimi.
  • Meaningful Name: Kamata is a Japanese given surname. Gosaku, while it does not mean anything at all, it did lead to Duncan Mills being referred to as 539 from "go" (5), "sa[n]" (3) and "ku" (9).

Anthony Capriati

A silent American muscular bodybuilder. He is the leader of the Knaked Knights. An advanced character to comprehend.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Inoue Cabrera (井上カブレラ).
  • Meaningful Name: Inoue is a Japanese surname. Comes from soramimi. Cabrera, comes from Anthony Capriati resembling the Venezuelan first baseman and right-handed batter Alex Cabrera, whom at around the time period of Anthony's discovery, signed a one-year contract with the Orix Buffaloes.
  • The Stoic: Anthony Capriati rarely ever speaks in his appearances. The ones he does speak in, mostly have women in them.

T.J. Cummings

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"Supposed to be teaching me!"

An American muscular pants wrestler. A deceptive "amateur".


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Jonouchi Yuji (城之内悠二).

Steve Cassidy

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"Why don'tcha get fucked?"

An American muscular pants wrestler. An advanced character to comprehend.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Tortoise Fujioka (トータス藤岡).
  • Meaningful Name: Tortoise Fujioka is a combination of the lead singer of the Japanese guitar group, Ulfuls (ウルフルズ Urufuruzu), Tortoise Matsumoto (トータス松本 Tōtasu Matsumoto) and the popular Japanese actor, Hiroshi Fujioka (藤岡 弘、 Fujioka Hiroshi). This is whom Steve Cassidy resembles.

Mark Wolff

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"How about you give up?"

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He is an otaku.


Van Darkholme

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"Fuck you."

A Vietnamese born Asian American muscular pants wrestler. He has a thing for bondage.


  • Always Someone Better: Mark Wolff.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is TDN Kosugi (TDNコスギ).
  • Knight of Cerebus: In spades. First off, his iconic appearance in Lords of the Lockerroom where his opponent, Mark Wolff, gets angered by him. Second, his aforementioned bondage fetish. It is expanded further in House of Detention.
  • Meaningful Name

Brian Maxon

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"Not in this turf son!"

An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


Shower Edition/Firefighters Edition/Cop Edition

Gregg Rockwell

Cameron Sage

Frank Towers

Steve Shannon

Bo Garrett

Eric Evans

Andrew Addams

Pagan Prince

Blake Kennedy

Peter Wilder

Kurt Stefano

Dark Tsukiji Market Edition

Erik Michaels

Skull Nipple Brothers

Jirka Kalvoda

Jarda Kolar

Mike Roberts

Inoue Cabrera Infiltration Edition

Dan Canuck

Sam Ashton

Steve Grier

Christi Lake

Anthony Stone

Rod Pupret

Rainey Mason

The Moat Monster

(Yes)Tsuyoshi Industries Edition

Tim Carlton

Dino Derio

Adam Logan

Carlo Cox

Jack Radcliffe

Dillon Day

Trent Cougar

Jordon West

Chris Steele

Daniel Freeman

Orlando Torres

Thomas Papillon

David DeWitt

Terryman's Superheroes Edition

Emmett Andrews

Jack Simmons

Max Grand

Brad Taylor

Cody Cruze

One-Shot or Other Characters

Philippe Nicolas

Lee Johnson

Rocky

Tim Brough

Beau Bradley

Sonny Markham

Lynn Ross

Ricardo Milos

Occhan

J.T. Sloan

Larry Janson

Paul Morgan

Jimmy Dean

Ancient Kingdom Edition

Blake Harper

Colton Ford

Tom Katt

Ikeda Edition

Druuna

Collin Jennings

Fairy King/Director

Chi Chi LaRue

Ron Athey

Sharon Kane

Pharaoh's Curse Edition

ROBERE

Jon Eric

Mr. Baby

Aka-san

Ao-san

Kuro-san

Gura-san

Aka-sun

Angora-san