Gargoyles/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Avalon Part 2" had the Archmage utter: "Don't crow too loudly. After all, what have you achieved? You beat up a beach."
  • The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
  • The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:

Goliath: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
Hudson: Do you even know how to laugh maniacally?

  • During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:

Brooklyn: (poking the bars) *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow.

    • Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.

Goliath: *Deafening enraged roar*
Lexington: [deadpan] Looks like Bronx found Goliath.

  • "Let's... go... shopping!" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
  • "The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute Puck starts casting spells.

"Did you say "that human" or "that human?" Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out."

  • The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.

Stone: Hey.
Grail: Hey.

    • Remember, they are both ancient mystical artifacts.
  • In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
  • Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:

Xanatos: "It's alive! Aliiiiiiiive! ...I've always wanted to say that."

  • Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:

Now I know where I got the temper.

  • Brooklyn notices that his own clone is apparently having more romantic luck than him.

Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me...

  • Xanatos: It's my first real stab at cliched villainy... (casually) How am I doing?
  • "I don't remember any explosions in Bambi."
  • It may be Canon Discontinuity, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a Dynamic Entry into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
  • In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this golden line when Macbeth is having a live debate against a Gargoyle hater:

Macbeth: Madam, they burnt witches like you in the middle ages!

  • In "Revelations":

Matt: How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with rejuvination drugs.

Mace Malone: [grins] You should see the dental plan.

  • "YES! I betrayed you! You robbed me of my ultimate achievement! My greatest creation! I only took back what was miiine! [whispers] ...there, how was that?"
  • "Have no fear! Supergoyle is here!"