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Sponge Bob: Patrick, your genius is showing!

Patrick: *Covers his crotch* Where?!?!
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Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle Woods: What, like it's hard?
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"I once flushed a sock down the toilet on accident. I wear my clothes backwards a lot. I have never yet figured out how much metal chicken can be shoved in the back on a car safely. The fields in which I am ruthlessly competent are very very few, and the ones in which I am inept are vast beyond measure."
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Homestar Runner: Awash with flavor!

Strong Sad: Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

Homestar Runner: Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

Strong Sad: No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

Homestar Runner: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.
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How can someone be so brilliant in the lab and so clueless everywhere else...?
Fourier, regarding her sister Pascal in Tales of Graces
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