Goblins/Funny
- How about Fumbles—sorry, Senor Vorpal Kickass'o -- versus Minmax and his purple worm familiar?
Fumbles: AAAAH! A PURPLE WORM! HAVE AT THEE, FOUL BEAST! |
- Complains' reaction to Fumbles' class suggestion.
Complains: What? I don't have a temper. |
- And moments later: "What kind of stupid name is Shaken-Unfairly?!"
- Forgath taking advantage of Minmax's illiteracy to toy with his head: "Nope. It says you're sexually attracted to small animals."
- THAT WAS MORE OGRE PISS!
- Also, one must not forget the hypothetical situation going out of hand, which brings the sort of ad absurdo humor that helped convince this troper that this webcomic was worth coming back to.
- Complains and his reaction to learning how the humans make cheese.
- "They started pooping on everything."
- A joke I only just got—at one point, a Brassmoon elite guard named Tayshun is trying to persuade another that his cape is reasonable to wear. He claims it's a moon, while the other guard says it's a sun or a mace or something.
Tayshun: What are you, blind?! That's a crescent moon! |
- "WE'RE NOT JUMPING OFF THIS ROOF TO OUR DEATHS! ... "We're jumping off that roof to our deaths. It's got a tree."
- "Are you high?!"
- Tied in with Speak of the Devil, this strip.
- "Who else saw this coming?"
- Minmax's rather thoughtless but awesome action also doubles as his Crowning Moment of Funny... Twice. First up:
Dellyn: Minmax, I don't know what sorts of mistakes you've made in your life, but I promise you... That was the worst one. |
- And then:
Dellyn: You have Improved Unarmed Strike? |
- Furry mushroom.
- From here:
Forgath: Seriously? A Treasure Plant? Is herbert even trying anymore? |
- And after they pull him free:
Forgath: Are you OK? |
- Kin puts an end to Minmax's brief Moronic Portmanteau period, using crafted input.
- "I'm TOTALLY gonna pee on this thing."
- And the reply -- "Penis go boom."
- This page. This WHOLE page. Every freaking panel on this whole page. *gasp* Need... some... air...
- This guy's an idiot.
- Forgath's expression at the end of this strip is priceless!
- Just don't eat my legs, alright?
- MINMAX... BEGIN THE ANCIENT, DWARVEN INCANTATION!
- Combined with a Brick Joke: remember, Min Max traded in his ability to rhyme on purpose in exchange for a skill.
- All three comics where Minmax is playing in the hole in the wall. The last one especially, though, due to the alt-versions doing an immediate about-face.
- Then he uses it for something useful. Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome, but I must admit I laughed.
- Now the other shoe drops, since that was his belt...
- Then he uses it for something useful. Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome, but I must admit I laughed.
- Kin having to help Minmax get dressed.
Minmax: This second shirt doesn't even have a hole for my head! |
- "The sword survived for ten-thousand winters and it took you a minute and a half to break it!"
- Later, Kin has more theories.
Forgath: Wait. Are you telling me that sword is powered by Minmax's stupidity? |
- Senor Vorpal Kickasso creates filler content.
- Biscuit the Orc is unfazed by having been tortured for 600 years, because the members of his clan are trained to be absolutely blasé about anything that can happen to them. The only thing that matters, for them, is their clan. His reaction when he hears his clan had been wiped out 200 years ago ?
Biscuit: Meh. Oh well. |