Good Burger/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Dexter trying (and failing miserably) to make a Mondo Burger.

Griffin: Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! Assemble!

  • Ed trying to fix the milkshake machine.

Ed: Strawberry Jacuzzi!

  • The first meeting between Ed and Dexter, who was trying to remember where he's seen Ed before.

Dexter: I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before.
Ed: Maybe I'm someone famous like a baseball player or a pretty nurse.
Dexter: What? What are you talking about?

Ed: Okay, I give up. Who am I?

Dexter: I don't know who you are or where I've seen you before or why you think you're an attractive nurse.

  • Ed's first encounter with Kurt.

Dexter: Check it, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot!
Ed: Oh, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot, I'm Ed.
Kurt: Well, Ed, you better watch your butt man!
Ed: Okay.
(Tries and ends up spinning around and around)
Ed: I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.

  • Ed in general.
  • "Is it because I'm black?"
  • Nearly everything by Abe Vigoda's character, Otis.

Otis: I need a hot Jacuzzi! *passes out*

Troy: Who are you?
Otis: Yer mama! Who are you?

Heather: They're coming! We'd better hurry!
Otis: Don't have to tell me twice. *Supermans out window*