Good News Week/Quotes
I learnt to masturbate too, I just masturbate in 140 characters or less. |
This is why I don't sing on this show. I like to keep my dignity. |
The TV Hat: When you want to watch a DVD, but find yourself wearing a giant hat! |
Should we get the game started? |
It was a shit pun and I made it shitter! |
And next week is Mardi Gras in Sydney, and Carnivale in Rio, which is just like Mardi Gras, except the topless women are attractive. [...] I love all the gay people of the world. I find you all very attractive." |