- "Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?!"
- Soos and the Real Girl
Soos' Grandma: I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now. In a way. It's time for you to start meeting girls. I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and leave with the angels.
- Romance Academy 7 has such options as "Hey look a squid!" and choosing to converse about squids. And when Mabel and Dipper come to pull him away from the game, Soos protests:
Soos: But I'm about to meet her parents! Her dad is an octopus-man.