Gun Porn/Quotes

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than the Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love; an elegantly simple nine-pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

—Yuri Orlov, Lord of War

Military hardware in Iron Sky is such that we're going to ban Michael Bay from masturbating in the theater.

—Energia, on upcoming movie Iron Sky.

We're gonna a lot of guns.

—Maya^[1], Borderlands 2 Launch Date Trailer

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