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"I'm a real gamer."

• The two Best Moments videos (Best of 2014 and FUNNIEST MOMENTS) are good starters and contain most of the examples here.
• In Two Handed Great Sword:
  • When the swordman cut a pig head right through its skull:

Ethan: "AAAAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?! AAAHHH! (gagging, cough)"

• When the swordsman cuts boots and...:

Ethan:"WHAAAT?! There's fucking meat in the boot! There's meat in the fucking boot! They shoved meat in the fucking boot!" [...] "Can we take a minute to reflect in the fact that they put a FUCKING STEAK IN A BOOT?!"

• In Cameron Carpenter, the Organ God:

"That shot cracks me up." "Urgh. Watch how fuckin' serious and dedicated I am." "Watch how fuckin' insecure and unself-aware I am." "What am I even lifting over my fuckin' head? Who's directing this thing, anyway?"

• In How to Clean Your Gamer Gear, the commercial sketch for "Gamer Gear Glasses" and "Gamer Water":

"This water is pulsing with energy." (Ethan drinking the water in a completely ridiculous way, making it spill on his shirt.) (While playing, Ethan roars out a magnificent war cry.) Ethan: Fuck, dude, I can't see! I can't fucking see through these things, dude.

• In VitalyzdTv:

"You know what VNV is, right? (does scissors motion with hands) Lalalalalala! Yeah, dude! (coughs for a few seconds) So anyway, you wanna fuck?"

• In Baby Love Your Body:

"This video is why terrosism exist. I kinda understand the hijab now. I understand why all of a sudden, Muslims are going around telling women to cover their fucking body, except their eyes. This video is gonna start World War III."

• In How to kiss:

Ethan: Open your mouth, stick out your tongue AND SUCK! (ungodly slurping noises)

• In How Many Times, Ethan masturbating to DJ Khaled's fupa and when he climaxes, he lets out a long, strained "AAAAACCKK!"

Ethan: (after the scene, as if nothing happened) He looks pretty good, don't you think? DJ Khaled looks really good.

• In Virtual Rape (the GTA V news report reaction), when footage of one of the protagonists shooting a corpse in the crotch is shown:

Ethan: Holy shit, he just shot him in the DICK! Three times in the DICK! How are they gonna show that, man?

• Ethan then thinks there's a guy responsible for the "dick shot montages":

Ethan: "Hey, Bob! Roll the dick shots! DICK SHOT!! Just roll the dick shots, Bob!" Ooh, the shock factor! Pow! Right in the fucking dick!

• In Law & Order SVU on Gamers:

Ethan: (rocking out to the theme song with his air guitar) What's this show about? Oh, it's about rape. Okay. (Resumes rocking out)

• In the vlog for Cya Israel, Ethan jokes that he might be dying of throat cancer in a couple of months:

Ethan: "I'll be fun, I'll be cool, I'll be real, it can be really edgy, like new YouTube series called 'Dying of Cancer,' a new original comedy series by h3h3 Productions. (smiles)"

• Later, Ethan jokes that the cancer has spread to his eyes, face and neck.

• In What's with Ethan's Eyebrows?!, when he speaks about his tics caused by mild Tourette's and how he can't really contain them:

"How do you hide that... I let my eyes open, you know? I look like a fucking monster, dude! How do I get in front of a camera every day?! "Hey, guys! Welcome to Ethan and Hila. (smacks lips, closes eyes) Todaaay, I'm just gonna try to be like a normal guy and talk about serious rape allegations. (smacks lips some more)"

• In WE WON A TRIP TO MEET DJ KHALED (apparently), the Call Back to the Jewish hammer.

Ethan: "Ow, what the FU-"

• "Some fucking weirdo got my phone number."

• It then features a clip of a prank call from videogamedunkey.

Dunkey: "Hello? It's me! I'm his momma!" (loses fake voice) Hey, it's actually me still. Heh heh heh heh.

• The Montage with Filthy Frank from previous episodes and IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO.

• In Ethan Joins a 90s Boy Band, when Ethan tries to recruit Filthy Frank into his Boy Band, and Frank tells him off:

Frank: You look like a fuckin' idiot, man. You look like a Highlander with Down syndrome. [...] Frank: That's blackface... That's blackface, okay? That's racist. That's- (Ethan sprays himself with self-tanner in the face and grimaces in disgust.) Frank: ...What the fuck was that? Ethan: It's my- It's my tan spray, Frank. Frank: Oh, so you could look more blackface? (Ethan sprays himself some more)