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"Fucking gamers again, dude?! Can I just get one break without gamers trying to destroy the fabric of society?"
"How many schools need to be shot up? How many women need to be raped because of video games? I'm sick of it."

—Ethan (tongue-in-cheek) on a "virtual rape news report", Girl sexually assaulted in GTA V

"I feel like she's verbally spamming me right now, I'm not sure that she actually said anything. 'Hacks! Hacks and modders are raping people online and sexually assaulting people's assholes! Have you ever had your asshole hacked by a hacking modder?'"

—Ethan, on a news reporter, Girl sexually assaulted in GTA V

"Ryan's crunk tonight and slinging the bling-bling. Make sure a 10-0 doesn't come walking by or he's sure to be dropping caps in all of your asses. Yes that's right, I am talking about murder, not video games anymore. Ryan, you are the legitimate street thug, nice Tec9 on that little jib lib bling-bling, once that woop woop starts rolling around, a little WOOP WOOP, you know what I'm saying? Drop a little bit of that POOF. That click click pow, get iced out, blinged out, blasted down, smoke a little of that chron-chron, slip john, chron john silvers, you know what I'm saying? Put the drugs, put the ice on the table, a little bit of that, Scooby-Doo, and you'll be all set for the night. I'm Zelda, reporting in from Fuck Me In the Ass, I'm as White as Hell, But So In Touch With Kid's Culture Studios, see ya next time, never."

—Ethan, parodying the annoying slang-speaking host, Game Crazy Training Video

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