Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal/Quotes

Penny's Dad: Do you realize what it's like for us to see you walking around basically naked?!
Penny: In my defense, that bear is just wearing a T-shirt, the piece of toast is only wearing shoes and gloves, and that dinosaur is wearing nothing at all. Let's be honest. It's pretty hard to know where the line is in terms of public decency in this town.

—The Amazing World of Gumball

Did you ever notice that Darkwing and Donald and Daisy and Pooh
Are all doing something that you shouldn't do?
Tigger and Bonkers, Chip and Baloo,
Even the nephews are doing it too,
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
Donald and Daisy, what are they, crazy?
Did they forget, or are they just lazy?
Are they embarrassed, but don't take it cold
Did they forget, or are they just bold?
Doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
All your favorite Toons are doing the No-Pants Dance!
Try and put some clothes on!
They don't wear pants, so why should you?
Well you don't always do what the cartoons do!
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
They may be crazy, they may be fun,
But wearin' no pants ain't for everyone!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,
Now that's just silly!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,
Somebody should tell 'em!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance!

—Toon Disney music video "The No Pants Dance"

"See, instead of wearing a scarf, maybe he should've worn some pants!"

—Jason Marsden as the Blam! announcer doing color commentary on clips from the Donald Duck cartoon The Hockey Champ

Cartoon bears never wear pants!

—Cleveland, The Cleveland Show

(under the effects of a G-Rated Drug) "It might just be the medicine, but are you naked? (looks around) ...Oh, we're all naked!"

—Skipper, The Penguins of Madagascar

"[The badger has] A waistcoat, but no trousers?"
"It's very impolite to take notice."

—The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica