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Prophet of Truth: We are all greatly concerned. The release of the parasite was unexpected and unfortunate. But there is no need to panic. In truth, this is a time to rejoice, a moment that all the Covenant should savor, for the Sacred Icon has been found, and with it our path is clear, our entry into the Divine Beyond guaranteed. The Great Journey is nigh and nothing, not even The Flood, can stop it!
(The Master Chief teleports in, right next to a Grunt carrying a Needler.)
Master Chief: Boo. (AKA Gimme that gun!)
Grunt: AAAIIIEE!! (AKA TAKE IT!)

  • During the Scarab Attack.

Soldier: Do you see this look? It's TERROR."
Sergeant: Marine, did I give you permission to bitch?\\